Julian sits down with writer, creator of Classic Texts Sam Martin for a little talk about elderly women, Henry Danger "Easter Eggs", and her wildly hilarious instagram account, Classic Texts. Also shout out to Sam's mom! And Shaggy. And karaoke.

They also get into MALINGER, malingering, and The Cranberries. Sam develops "Mall Linger" AND Mal Inger. Tune in, get sick - pretend it's worse than it is, and leave us a review.

Also, HI It's me, Samee. I didn't insert a pizza update but I'm at 93 slices of pizza. Follow along on twitter if you want. #1000slices2016

Julian invited writer, actor, improvisor, tutor Zeke Nicholson (George Lopez, Julian's improv coach) on to the pod this week!

They talk in depth about MTV/VH1 dating shows, specifically Flavor of Love and its spinoffs and "Are You The One". Zeke also clues us in on his theory on teachers (and Julian mentions Eugene Cordero's word definition theory) AND talks a little bit about his improv team White Women and his other group Cardinal Redbird.

In the second half, they get into MOTTLE and what it initially makes Zeke think of WILL SHOCK YOU (Clickbait). Julian also challenges Zeke with his hardest question yet, and Zeke creates and breaks down NARD.

Word With Words of the episode:

Chickens, teachers, teaching, tutor, tutoring, blackout, tally, mountebank, snake oil salesman, chinatown, allegiance, school rivalry, rival, school, loyal, xyster, bottle, tim duncan, metaphor, linguistics, bird watcher, petty, motley, mote, career, job, passionate, san antonio, HEB, spurs, fan, swim team, local commercials, commercial, texas, brother, pattern, feathers, biology, spanish, pringle, polka dot, mouth feel, michelada, flavor of love, i love new york, a chance of love, i love new york 2, rock of love, shot of love, tila tequila, flava flav, UCB, Harold, improv, yellow fever, cagematch, cage match, comedy, comedy scene, crisis, existential, chaos, stress, discomfort